Spryte in Video Games

The ghostly spanker of the crypts...

Spryte in video games

Spryte got into the world of Oblivion, and it certainly was for these unlucky/lucky victims.

How to Train Your Viking

Mammals have such uncouth, hairy bottoms!

Flayer ... Party Time.

Standard party of five. That Buttflayer is racking up the XP. Should he be a "Buttflayer" or an "Aresflayer" or something else?

Stocks and Bonds.

One from the archives. Spryte is practising his timing and wrist action.

A Good Day for Mr. M

The first two were almost a joke. Magneto shook his head in wonder that they had sent the metal man and the man with the metal skeleton to fight him again. Their heads rang with a satisfying "clang" as the master rendered them quickly unconscious and draped them, bottoms up, over a handy crate. The Beast was a little trickier, he wore practically nothing but his fur into combat. However a couple of useful bits of girder quickly became three keen razors, and the bouncing Beast was treated to a de-pantsing and very thorough shave, before being draped next to his comrades. The razors then morphed magnetically into paddles to thoroughly spank the x-butts. Finally, when all the fight had left the three heroes, the paddles were turned into iron dildos, and the final humiliation commenced. It was a good day for Magneto.

Steam Spank

An early steam powered spanking contraption.

Spryte in Goal

Another from the archives. I just love piles of butt :D

Spryte's Guide to Wild-Life: vol. 2

The LEATHER-PALMED APE (pan pithecanthrashus)
Several species of monkey use their red bottoms to attract a mate. The wily leather-palmed ape, from the Binding Jungle, has worked out that the display is much more effective using several huge, red bottoms, and the hunters of the "Otaka" tribe provide the perfect raw materials. The ape makes a new display each day, making the week long breeding season a painful time for the young Otaka men.

Prese-e-e-ent Ass!

Top one or the bottom one?

Touched Down

Avast Behind

Site Management 3

Site Management 1

Top Cat 1

Villain 2

An early incarnation.

Police Line Up

D&D Strips 2

Colouring Ins 1

There has been so much excitement this
first week, that a soup goblin has done
this remarkable colouring job.
Will I get sent any more? Isn't this fun?

It's Life, J...ah to heck with it!